Currently, Australia is selling a whole glut of widely varied home fixtures and furnishings to the general public…
All well and good you may say, but…
The majority of it is flat packed. And that’s a terrifically painful first world problem for many of us to bear.
When selling such items, sales assistants are frequently challenged by customers for the fact that said items are only ever sold in flat pack form. It can even be said that some consumers are reluctant to even purchase flat pack furniture. Purely because of the element of assembly required.
In Ikea and Amart stores across the land, customers are often heard to be asking:
“Can’t I just buy the display model?” or “Can’t you get somebody to assemble it for us?”
It appears that flat packed furniture has become one of the greatest tests of modern day living. In fact it’s a challenge that’s so demanding that it can and often does, bring both grown men and women to tears.
It’s a well known fact among relationship counselling experts, that a weekend of assembling flat pack furniture is enough to bring even the strongest of couples to the brink of early divorce!
More often than not, this is more to do with the seemingly indecipherable instruction manuals that today’s furnishings come complete with (but only if you’re lucky)!
They seem to come in up to 15 different languages. Including what seems to be a colourful version of Klingon. And maybe for the more discerning among us… total gibberish. But never do they appear in good old fashioned, easy to read, easy to follow, plain and simple… English.
And as if that wasn’t already bad enough, these manuals are made to be even further confusing to us, in being illustrated by a new bizarre, internationally adopted language of badly drawn, gesticulating stick men figures!
So, fully understanding why an assembly service is ‘challenging’ for a retailer to provide…
Handyman Assist has built a dependable business around it. A business model that services multiple furniture storefronts, along with their associated catalogues of seemingly impossible to build products.
And I can also provide clients with a high level of customer service any self respecting retailer would expect. Thus revolutionizing the way that Manufacturers, Retailers and Consumers alike, all think about the associated horrors of flat packed products.
I can even reinforce or repair your existing furniture for you!
In short, when it comes to any kind of furniture, I pride myself on being a much value-added service you can fully depend on.
Some examples of the furniture I can assemble for you:
Flat pack assembly made easy by Handyman Assist!
You know how to do your job exceptionally well – Why spend your time assembling?
Flat pack assembly is my business. It’s what I do (and I do a lot of it) and I’m really good at it too.
So why spend the time you could use honing your own skills, doing something as frustrating as assembling something that feels like it comes from Mars? Let me give you back your freedom to enjoy your time doing the things you love instead!
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