Welcome to what is probably the most comprehensive about me

page in the history of the world wide web.

Updates to date include:

• A Star is Born…  The day was ordinarily dull and grey, but into the grim world there came a new shining light…   Yes it was my bald head. I was born at 2.36 in the morning on Tuesday the 11th of December 1962. When, kicking and screaming, I first appeared onto the world’s stage….

• Going Solo…  Whoever it was that said that men couldn’t multi-task had obviously not known me in my youth.   At just the tender age of sixteen, I was taking my O’levels at school (who remembers those?). And working around twenty hours a week at my father’s 15 table, snooker hall…

• A Brief History of Time… Part 1  As I had previously mentioned in the last of my about me posts, Going Solo…    I walked straight from school into a four-year plumbing & heating apprenticeship. Merrily picking up all of the skills I would need to take me down a road of house renovations and to some degree, interior design.

• Disaster…  Yesterday (2008)… All my troubles seemed so far away… I was completely out of it. The body beautiful had finally given up on me. And I was in hospital undergoing an operation. Where due diligence required that I was to be put to sleep.   Almost eighteen months prior to this…

• Jogging On…  I always used to think…That my age really didn’t really matter to me. And why the hell should it? Jogging, that’s why! After all, I still feel like a thirteen year old (and probably act like one too). In fact I have often said that I could face any imminent birthday with equanimity. Provided I was gifted some form of cheap aftershave or a new pair of socks to celebrate with.